Tuesday, April 26, 2005
File Under: Stupid Ways to Get Noticed in the Press
#1 on the list of stupid things to do...
It seems that actress Maggie Gyllenhaal has this to say about the September 11 attacks.
As I always look first to under 30 actresses who major (at Columbia) in Eastern Religion and Literature for definitive opinions on world affairs, I was overjoyed to learn that Ms Gyllenhaal feels that the US was responsible in part for 9/11. How illuminating.
I am so glad that Maggie has sent the record straight. She has my vote to be given a distinguished teaching chair at the Richard Gere Institute of Actors Who Are Unqualified to Speak a Word About World Polictics.
Using the qualifications and logic of Ms. Gyllenhaal, I, a commercial real estate consultant, will soon be offering my thoughts on Brain Surgeries that can be performed in the safety of your own home.
Steve, is your main beef with Maggie Gyllenhaal what she said or the manner in which she said it--or both?
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