Avoid This Gentleman

In my mind, this photo has three potential captions.

1. "Hello, I have parked my space vehicle on your roof. May I borrow your magic moving-picture viewing box to communite with my Star Base? Oh, and please, vote for Hillary for President"
2. "Yes, hello. I am the candidate for the position of Pastor of Communication. What time is the interview again?"
3. "Duuude! Like, I'm here to totally take your daughter to the prom. Like my outfit?"