This just in. The nation's capital is under threat from an as yet named terrorist. This man, resembling a semi-balding, middle-aged suburban husband and father was last seen late in the day Tuesday on the Capital Mall. Anyone with information leading to the arrest of this bizarre suspect should contact the local offices of The Hair Club for Men.
In response, the national Terror Alert Level has been shifted to Elmo.
1 comment:
Thank God it's Elmo...I was a little concerned there for a moment...hehe
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